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itsvondell:

sea anemone

semen enemy

makes u think??

i am gonna look like a sass queen tomorrow

YOOOO i had a gr8 day with my dad oh my gosh
everything is so amazing to him and it’s really funny but also pretty sad
like, right when he got into the house he took off his shoes and socks and just. stood on the rug because he hasn’t been barefoot on a carpet in over two years
one of the first things he did was shower without shoes on
and then we made him dinner and he teared up because he genuinely “forgot that food could taste good”
he’s so happy about everything and i am very happy about him. c:

edcunningham:

i haven’t seen jess in like a month or something (idk it feel s like that long at least) i miss jess i miSS JESS

CUTE BOY SWEET BOY

edcunningham:

i haven’t seen jess in like a month or something (idk it feel s like that long at least) i miss jess i miSS JESS

CUTE BOY SWEET BOY

edcunningham:

pizzabutthole:

i think watermelon is p gross and i do not understand why people eat it

we’re breaking up

fine then you enjoy your wet sugar mush

i think watermelon is p gross and i do not understand why people eat it

grad practice was gay as hell

It’s been a while since my last giveaway, so I thought it’d be fun to do another! I don’t have money to mail a package right now, so I thought I’d do an art giveaway instead.

WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

  • First place winner gets a character portrait in the style of the eye example (face only)
  • Second place winner gets a drawing in the style of the example with davesprite (full body)
  • Third place winner gets a drawing in the style of the first example (bust only)

WHAT I WILL AND WILL NOT DRAW FOR YOU:

  • I can draw humans, animals, “furries”, inanimate objects, and even landscapes if you so desire! (if you want a landscape, we’ll have to talk about it)
  • I will draw your original character, or a character from homestuck, dangan ronpa, off, or whatever other fandom you like!
  • I will not draw fan characters from any fandom
  • I will not draw anything NSFW

THE RULES AND DETAILS:

  • You must be following me to win the giveaway - I want to offer a reward to people who follow my blog, but it’s ok if you start following me just for the giveaway!
  • You must have your ask or fanmail enabled so I can contact you if you win!
  • If a randomly chosen winner does not reply to my message within 48 hours, I choose someone else
  • If I feel uncomfortable with a winner’s request or it is one of the things I stated I will not draw, and the winner does not change their request within 48 hours, I choose someone else
  • I may ask winners to change requests for some reason but probably not
  • Winners are chosen with a random number generator
  • Reblogs and likes are both accepted as entries
  • Reblogging on side blogs and giveaway blogs is ok!
  • I may take some time finishing the winners’ art! Patience is a virtue, young grasshopper.

This post may be edited in the future for some reason so look for an updated post if you enter! Good luck!

More art examples can be seen here

GOT THE DAD!!!! nnnh GOTT THE DAD!!!!

darvillains:

[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]

IIIIIIM AT THE BUS STATION WAITING FOR MY DAD!!!!

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

i just turned off my school alarm i am SO HAPPY
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

i just turned off my school alarm i am SO HAPPY
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

make that really sad